HUMPTY DUMPTY

Humpty Dumpty had a big fall
Humpty Dumpty made a quick call
straight to his lawyers, who put in a claim
naming the Council and placing the blame
squarely on them, for building the wall,
from which Humpty Dumpty had such a fall.

The Council paid up, for they'd failed to install
a big warning sign, on top of the wall.
Humpty's in bits, but he doesn't care,
now Humpty Dumpty's a millionaire.