My Sausage Tree
Our house went vegetarian,
now every meal’s meat-free.
So it’s handy my allotment has
a full-grown sausage tree.
Every time I go there
(past the butcher’s shop),
I pick from off its branches
the latest sausage crop.
The kids say they’re delicious,
better than beef or pork.
They ask me how I grow them, but
my mouth’s too full to talk.
Now, sausages can get boring,
which makes me want to rush
off to my allotment
to plant a bacon bush.
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