Knockin’ on Heaven’s Door

An MP went to heaven
On account of being dead,
Knocked upon The Pearly Gates,
With confidence, he said:
“Hey! St. Peter! Let me in!
The rules say that you should!
I’ve worked so hard in Parliament –
All for the public good!”
How shocked he was, when,
From inside, St Peter gave a yell:
“This is just your second home!
Your main one’s down in Hell!”