Climbing Molehills

If only I were small enough,
Or moles made molehills tall enough,
I’d climb them every year;
Be known as Molehill Martin,
The fearless mountaineer!

With crampons, ropes, and climbing boots,
I’d conquer every one,
Tick my molehill mountain book
‘til every page was done.

But, as they’re small,
And I’m quite tall,
I’ll leave them well alone;
And just get out my climbing gear,
To climb the stairs at home.